Little crust thief

One day, Bram doesn't want to eat crusts anymore. But mom is adamant: if your plate isn't empty, you don't leave the table. Bram comes up with all sorts of tricks: he gives the crusts to the dog, he puts them in his trouser pocket, he cuts the crusts off the bread at night. Bram is afraid that what his friend Jip said is true: crusts give you breasts.